Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Kayaking in Deep Cove


It was an overcast day. The clouds were rolling in fast. They were black. And the sky was grey.
And I had a date with a kayak -- rain or shine.

It was a girls-only affair. My pals Nadia, CJ, and I headed toward Deep Cove, on the NorthEast shore, East of North Vancouver.

It was looking like rain.
And as we gossiped about boys, getting old, getting fat, and living the life, we secretly and collectively held our breath for a break in the clouds.

Deep Cove is a lovely little bit of ocean bay tucked in by the Indian Arm. It's the Pacific Coast's idea of cottage country, I think, as the water-edge of the "cove" was littered with summer homes. But after a 45 minute paddle, we left the cottages behind and enjoyed nature to its fullest.

Our guide, Cindy, was as granola as they come. No bra. Khaki shirt. matty hair. And a grin the length of her sea kayak. Man, did she love nature.

Cindy gave us the quick run down of how to paddle ... yadda yadda yadda. Easy as pie. And we headed out for a three hour tour. Yes, a three hour tour. ;)

First stop, jug island.

As we paddled, the wind calmed and the sun tried desperately to find a break in the clouds. Although it was bright, the clouds overpowered the sunlight. The ocean water was black as tar. Like a polished black pearl. It was mesmerizing. And, twice, on our wee jaunt, two white and blacked spotted seals surfaced along side of us, maybe 10-20 feet away and frolicked in the ocean waters.

Across from Jug Island, is a sandy little knoll where we went ashore for "nature's call" and to quench our thirst with gatorade. Cindy brought along the best donuts on the entire planet. If you want one, go to Deep Cove. You will not be disappointed.

we spent the next hour and a half perfecting our strokes and exploring the cove and a small bit of the indian Arm.

"It's time to turn around" Cindy said.

We kept paddling.

"You're eager!" (She noticed).

"Can we go just a little bit further," Nadia pleaded not unlike a kid in a candy store. "Just one more!"

Cindy obliged without too much of a fight and, by the time we had paddled back to Deep Cove, we had successfully lengthened our three-hour tour into three-and-a-half hours.

The way back was the very best.
The sun finally broke free of the clouds.
And it literally was a spotlight guiding us home.
Like we were rock stars on stage, it shone down on us and led us to our cue.

It was a moment of peace.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

How will you spend your $100?

That was the question that the BC government asked online, via mailouts, in advertising for its supposedly forward-thinking, action-oriented Climate Action Dividend program. Essentially, everyone who was a resident of BC as of Dec 2007 (like me) received a $100 cheque from the government (called the Climate Action Dividend) that we were, in theory, to spend on combatting climate change.

For instance, we could buy a composter. We could go to the market and get organic foods. We could purchase some energy-efficient light-bulbs. Etc.

It was great in theory. $100 to propel BC residents into environmental action. And, as an environmentalist and someone who truly loves and cherishes all things green and gorgeous on this planet, I appreciate and respect the initiative.

But aside from winning over a few votes and even more criticism, the Climate Action Dividend was, I think, a failure.
The Vancouver Sun polled BC residents. Most people said they would spend it on gas (uhm... the ULTIMATE anti-environmental purchase). After all, at $1.52/litre in BC, it costs about $100 to fill up the tank.

So as I read and watched people misusing their $100, i fiddled with my cheque. Looked at it from time and time. I wondered, what can I do?

I mean, I already have a composter, nylon grocery bags, a bicycle, energy efficient lightbulbs, and, ironically, a full tank of gas.

What could I do / we do to use that money in a way that saw immediate results for our community.
Then it donned on me and Paul. It had been almost six months since we had walked down to East Vancouver to feed the homeless. Las time, on $50, we managed to feed 24 homeless people with gourmet sandwiches, oranges, and cereal bars.
Imagine what we could do with $100!

We got our friends on board. CJ donated her time, money, and sandwich making ability. She also donated her sunshiney attitude and generosity of spirit. Others donated money.

$107.31 later, I came home with 10 loaves of bread from the local bakery -- freshly baked sourdough, multigrain, olive, and french breads; freshily sliced pastrami, honey ham, and peppered turkey; two cooked chicken breasts; three cans of tuna; 12 tomatoes, 2 heads of lettuce, 4 bricks of cheese; and a bag full of Ziplocs.

Courtney showed up minus her $100 but plus 48 Five Alives, cereal bars, cookies, and tangerines.

Together, the three of us started sandwich-making, packaging, and ... uhm ... sweating.


An hour later, we had 70 care packages. Each with a gourmet sandwich, an orange, two cookies, a cereal bar, and a Five Alive.
We wrote messages on every bag, like "You are important" and "You matter".

We packed the car with four tubs of goodies and made our way to the East Side.
After we parked, we loaded the sandwiches into big nylon bags. And started our trek into the thick of poverty.

The first person we saw was so high on drugs she was crying and flailing her arms. CJ offered her a snadwich and she smiled with peace in her heart and warmth in her grin, and danced off.

Our two-block walk was dotted with 5 or 10 people who graciously accepted our care packages. One man, so delighted at the look of the sandwich, said "WOW! This looks GRRRRRRR-EAT!"
The three of us exchanged small smiles.

Then we hit Pigeon Park.

Not so much a park as it is a concrete corner littered with graffiti, the stench of rotting food and feces, and a good portion of the city's miscreants. Probably over 100 people, all in this corner, lying in the hot hot sun. Doing drugs. Yelling. Sleeping. Throwing up. Shooting up. It's a scary 100 metres squared.

But here's the amazing thing:
We showed up. I walked up to a woman clearly out of it on a bench. She was leaning against a bearded man who was sticking a needle in his arm. She was in and out of consciousness.
"Would you like some food?" I asked.
She forced a smile. And quietly, in a grateful whistper, said "Yes yes. yes please. I would. Please I would."
It was desperate and appreciative at the same time.

And then, the storm hit.

Paul, CJ, and I spread out within this mass of poverty, and when word got out that we had sandwiches, we were all but mauled.
But not in a threatening way. Everyone waited their turn, said thank you, and moved on. No one took more than one. No one faught with anyone else. When we ran out, and had to say "Sorry, that's all we have," no one got mad. No one had animosity. The ones who ended up with nothing said "Thank you anyway."

All 70 sandwiches, gone in 3 minutes.

I gave care packages to:

-A 50+ year old woman in a neon green bra top and leopard pants. She called me honey. And she had a snake tattoo on her arm. Maybe, I thought, she won't have to sell herself for food tonight.

-A kid, he was maybe 17, hat pulled down passed his eyebrows. He couldn't look me in the eye. He had track marks up and down his arms. But he said "thanks miss" when I gave him the sandwich.

-A native man with piercing blue eyes and a wry smile. He picked up the care package in one hand while clutching his crack pipe in the other. He bowed "thank you" and brought his hands together like he was praying.

Courtney and Paul were having their own experiences.
One man had a needle in his outstretched hand as he begged for a sandwich from Courtney.
Paul shook the hand of a welder, who lost his job three years ago, and has been on the streets ever since.

Every one has a story.

We walked back to the car in silence.
On the way back into the West End of the city, Courtney broke our silence:

"I feel so grateful" she said.

It was profound.

"I have never been that desperate for a sandwich," I said.

We're lucky, we concluded as we shared small tidbits of what we'd learned in those 5 minutes.

"Doesn't the government realize that those are people out there?" Paul asked. "They are people."


For a little over $200, we managed to feed 70 grateful people. 70 people.

The government mailed out 4.4 million $100 cheques to a population that most likely spent the money on gasoline, food, beer, fun, etc. that's $440 million.

if BC has $440 million to give away, I suggest that perhaps next year, they spare me and every other upper and middle-class resident the $100 and give that money to the residents of the east side. Feed them. Clothe them. Bathe them. Educate them. De-drug them. Give them tools. Give them chances. Care for them. Embrace them. Love them. Show them that there is a light.
Guide them to success. Help them to reach their potential. And stop ignoring them.

They are people.

And every time I take a small bit of money and time out of my life and give it to them, I always receive 100-fold.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

The Chip's Not Dead Yet Memorial Mile

I'd been eating Hagen-Daas by the pint and M&Ms by the bulk-size bag for a week to drown my sorrows. I hadn't seen the light of day for four or five days. I hadn't left the bed in three.

"Come on, baby." Paul urged, with understanding. "Let's go have some fun. You LOVE to have fun! Remember?"

He was right: it was time to crawl out from under my rock and get back to livin'. Like Beams would have wanted.

So we signed up for a fun diddy of a race called the Chip's Not Dead Yet Memorial Mile. A one-mile race up the 10th Avenue hill in Vancouver.

The fun part is definitely NOT running up hill for a mile but rather how the participants ran.

There were several waves to choose from: The superhero wave, the bridal wave, the bahama mama wave, the underwear-only wave, and, the one that we settled for, the rock star wave.

So we joined 2500 other runners all clad in varying degrees of hilarious attire: wedding dresses and runners, briefs and boxers, capes and tights, etc.

All these maniacs, ready to run up hill looking hilarious and feeling great.

The premise of the Chip's Not Dead Yet Memorial Mile is simple:
Chip, the founder of Lululemon Athletic Apparel here in Vancouver, decided that as long as he's not dead, he might as well run up that hill. Because he can. Consequently, he joined the bridal dash and crossed the finish line wearing a purple satin bridesmaid dress. It was hysterical.

So since we're not dead yet (whew!), Paul and I and our pal Mike suited up for the Rock Star wave and decided to do our best on that nasty hill.

Mike showed up in tight tight TIGHT black jeans, black pointed boots, a leather jacket, a black wig, sunglasses, and a guitar case on his back. He was like a retro Elvis. And he ran, in 25-degree weather, with all of it! He even did a mid-air heel-kick-tap as he crossed the finish line that drove the crowd wild.

Paul decided to embrace his inner 80s icon, and pimped himself out in glitter makeup, pink nail polish, a fur-lined leather jacket, and a cowboy hat. As he crossed the finish line, the announcer called out: "Here comes one heckuva pimp!!"

I called on Axel Rose for inspiration, and donned a bandana, sunglasses, an old rock&roll tee, and Paul's RUSH belt.


Together, the three of us tackled that hill, all without stopping, and earned our right to still be alive.

It was the first time in a week that I felt alive.
Running is like breathing for me. Essential to my well-being.

At the top, we chowed down on turkey sandwiches and energy bars, watched the Lululemon girls do crowd-pleasing cheerleading routines, and applauded as the other runners crossed the finish line.

As we were leaving (we decided to run down the hill and home) I bumped into a couple with a greyhound.
And all seemed right in the world again.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Our last hike



On June 14th, the day before Beamer was tragically paralyzed while playing in the backyard. We went for a hike with a few friends to Lighthouse Point. There is a brilliant cliff-side view of the Indian Arm, a wide river-like stretch of the Pacific littered with forested islands and wildlife galore. It was the first nice day after more than a handful of rainy ones. The sky was periwinkle blue. The ocean was dimpled with soft waves. And there was a smile on my face and one in B's heart, I am sure.

Had I known that it would be our last day together, I would not have spent it any other way.